7:50 a.m. - Made it to the gym for the first time in nearly two
months today, and managed 22 solid minutes on the elliptical machine. I probably
could have pushed myself the entire 30, but I chose not to overdo it my first
time back. I also eschewing my usual morning Diet Coke, instead opting for a
cold healthsome water. Hopefully I can get back into the routine of the gym at
6:00 a.m., but getting up at 5:30 is really hard in the cold wintertime!
February 21, 2010
9:26 p.m. - Delightful time at the VNA
Art and Soup fundraiser. We gorged on way too much delicious soup, hob nobbed
with friends and acquaintances and had a great time for a few hours! We stopped
at Goodwill on the way home, and once home, I managed to doze for a nice half
hour in my warm, comfortable chair while Jennifer played on line. She made
shrimp Creole for dinner, which we had over rice. Very, very tasty! Then we
watched another episode of Survivor on BBC America, followed by a very funny episode of
American Dad on Fox. Bedtime coming up soon. Off to pack the gym bag for
tomorrow, wrap up the laundry, and then ravel the well-earned sleave of care.
11:20 a.m. - It's nearly noon! Where
has the morning gone? Jennifer and I didn't get to bed until after midnight last
night, and I slept until about 8:00 am, very late for me. Then I sat in the
kitchen watching Citizen Kane until about 10:00 a.m. before taking the
dogs back outside and hitting the shower. Jennifer's having breakfast, and I'm
playing online right now.
Relaxing weekend thus far. We had
Chinese take-out on Friday and enjoyed a quiet evening at home. On Saturday, I
got up early, but wound up taking a nice nap from 10:00 to 11:00. Then we went
to see Valentine's Day at the Marcus Theater. It had moments of hilarity,
but on the whole, it was the American version of Love, Actually. It was
cute in a saccharine kind of way. The very end featured a few outtakes, with
Julie Roberts riffing on a well-known line of hers. That was, Jennifer said,
worth the entire price of the ticket.
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The ol' 357 at the
Papillion Days parade in 2006. |
Working the 357 Dinner last night at
the Scottish Rite was a great deal of fun. The 357 Dinner is a prime rib
fundraiser dinner supporting the Shrine's Mobile Nobles club, and helps with the
upkeep of the train they drive in the parade. They sell approximately 250
tickets for $100, and have a drawing for $10,000 in prize money. Every year they
pack the Scottish Rite, and it is a lot of fun! Everything was set up when I got
there at 5:00, so I helped my fellow KSAers prop up the wall on the first floor,
greeting guests as they came in, showing them to the stairs and elevator, and
generally solving the world's problems. After dinner was served, we cleared 300+
dishes, 1,000 beer cans, and brought everything downstairs to the kitchen. Most
of the KSA guys left around 8:30 or 9:00, but I stayed until 10:30 helping
George and Greg run out the trash, wash everything, put away all the clean
plates, glasses, silverware, coffee carafes, pitchers, etc. That is exhausting,
and Greg and George were still hard at work when I left! That gives me a great
deal of respect for how hard they work in the restaurant business!
Today is the Visiting Nurses
Association Art & Soup fundraiser, which should be a lot of fun. I'm looking
forward to running into a few people I know from the non-profit world.
February 20, 2010
11:01 p.m. - Got home fifteen or
twenty minutes ago from greeting and cleaning tables after the Mobile Nobles 357
Dinner. What a long evening! I got there at 5:00 and helped greet for an hour or
so, then spent two to two and a half hour cleaning the tables, and another two
hours cleaning up afterward, hauling garbage out to the dumpster, putting away
plates, carafes, water pitchers, glasses, and so forth. A large portion of the
KSA volunteers were gone by 9:00 or so like the proverbial fart in the wind, but
George P., Ron, Ed, and I kept at it. A LOT of work goes into feeding and
cleaning up after 300 people! I'm beat. They had me draw the winning names for
the raffle, but alas no one I knew won.
February 19, 2010
7:22 a.m. - What an evening! I got
home from work yesterday and did a frenized 30 minute dance with Jennifer,
helping her put the final touches on cleaning the house for the Pampered Chef
party she hosted. Snow blower outside, dog kennel outside, various and sundry
items to the basement, pick a few items up here and there, sweep. . . Then I
shot down to Scottish Rite for a meeting for this October's Friends of Scottish
Rite dinner, benefitting the RiteCare clinic. The less said the better on that.
. .
Got home by 7:30, as Jennifer's party
was wrapping up. Our neighbor across the street brought her 4 year old, who is a
delightful child. None of that hiding behind Mommy's leg in shyness. So I gave
her a few swings and then hoisted her up on my shoulder for a while. She wore my
Shrine fez for a bit, and then put it on my head declaring, "You look like a
girl." I love children's unfiltered thoughts! Well, long story short, I pulled
something in my back and by 10:00 I was hobbling around. I had Jennifer practice
a bit of chiropractic medicine on me, which probably did no good but didn't do
any (lasting) harm, either. Took 1000 mg of acetaminophen and went to bed. I was
still a bit stiff about the anterior and I just took 500 mg of ibuprofen this
morning as I head out into the snow and to work. Yergh. . .
On the plus side, the house was very
neat. Jennifer laid out some of our best china and crockery, served a few
wonderful noms - brownies, some kind of bean-and-cheese nacho dip, veggies - and
her party was a success!
February 18, 2010
7:39 a.m. - I noticed that the plastic
bag my socks came in have a re-sealable flap, like those plastic baggies you put
sandwiches in. Why? Do they reckon I can keep my socks fresh in my bureau this
way?
Crookshanks learned from yesterday's
contratemps, and largely avoided me this morning. I do need to make more
time for the poor kitty. The dogs get 90% of my time and attention and he needs
more.
February 17, 2010
8:55 p.m. - Nice evening at the ol'
homestead. Jennifer called me at 5:30 and said to meet her at Crescent Moon for
a bite of dinner. She had the fish sammich and I had the cheese burger and two
woodchuck ciders. Yes, ciders. I like ciders, so don't bust my balls about it.
Quiet evening now. Arabella is fast asleep at my side, and has been happily
napping in my lap while I watched TV earlier. Percy is fast asleep on his
pillow. Gryffindor is in bed with Jennifer, while she talks to her mother.
So this morning, Crookshanks managed
to come into the bedroom at 5:00 a.m. and immediately began dancing on my head.
I booted him out but I could not get back to sleep even though I stayed in bed
until 6:00. I've been dragging all day today, in spite of a busy day. Can't wait
for bedtime in t-minus one hour.
9:09 a.m. – So I’ve been reading Sherlock Holmes stories for the past month, and I’m starting to notice a trend. We hear our client’s foot upon the stair. And it’s the same story again and again. Client is lured away by the promise of money to some off-site location, and he wants to know why.
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Client is “hired” by a mysterious organization to copy out of an encyclopedia for a few hours each week.
(The Red Headed League)
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Client is lured to Bumblesquat County with the promise of a lucrative job
(The Adventure of the Stockbroker’s Clerk)
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Client is sent off to some unknown location to find a some guy who shares his last name
(The Adventure of the Three Garidebs)
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Our client's foot is
upon the stairs. |
Every time, the Client has been sent away while the Criminal plots his
crime, digging under the Client's store to the bank next door, or weaseling into
the firm to steal the bonds, or what have you. While the Client is out of the
way, Holmes picks up some insignificant clue which doesn’t really appear in the story and solves the mystery!
Ah ha! I detected the faint smell Sakura cigarettes, which I neglected to tell
anyone about, which means that the man in the gray suit was left handed and had recently been to the dentist, and is therefore . . . Sir Gaspard’s evil twin brother recently returned from South Africa!
Really the part that gets me is that Conan Doyle really isn’t trying when it’s the exact same plot
again and again. And the caliber of his criminal is really lacking. We are told that the Criminal has been in Reigate Prison for murder, but rather than simply kill the Client to have access to his home or secret papers or whatever, the Criminal goes through a great deal of work, elaborate plans, and unnecessary costs to place an advertisement, call on the hero, secure work as an Inspector of Drains, rent an office,
purchase and train a deadly snake, and invest in false mustaches. Sheesh! Just kill the guy and be done with it! I could have been Dr. Moriarty,
the Napoleon of crime, in Victorian London, given half a chance, compared with these bozos.
Of course, Holmes would catch me based on a fraction of footprint. He would deduce that the Criminal is 5 foot 11, 19 stone, a Freemason, right handed, and had eaten a scrambled egg three nights before the crime. Don’t you think Sherlock Holmes could be wrong sometimes? I was actually carrying a heavy load which made my feet sink into the mud, thereby accounting for the weight. I was running, so my strides are farther apart, and I am only 5’ 8.” I’m not a Freemason, but I was wearing my uncle Ray’s ring on the way to the jewelers to have it repaired. And I detest scrambled eggs, and he just made that last one up to sound like he knew something.
In the stories where Holmes doesn't really solve the crime or
unmask the criminal, he asks a few pertinent questions and the story kind of
resolves itself. By the time he arrives at the house of the three gables or the
engineer's house, the criminals have fled and there's nothing he can really do
but offer insightful but functionally useless advice. Thanks for nothing,
Sherlock.
Holmes is the worst roommate, leaving his science crap
everywhere. Staying up all night to jam on the violin. Smoking whenever he
wants. Firing bullets into the wall. Reminds me of my old roommate John 'Bluto'
Blutarsky at the ol' Delta Chi Tau house. And he's so lazy! You can't read a
single story without Holmes asking Watson to hand him an encyclopedia, make with
the tea, answer the door, look something up. You just want to shriek, "Do
it yourself, you lazy SOB!" For a guy who is supposedly an excellent boxer
and in reasonably robust physical shape, Holmes is the laziest devil.
Sometimes the Criminal gets away. When that is the case, Watson concludes the narrative with something like “It was widely believed that Sir Gaspard’s evil twin brother Sir Ralph was aboard the ill-fated
Donnatar Castle, which was lost at sea with all hands.” Conan Doyle is something of a douche. I mean, he kills off an entire ship full of people in order to SPECULATE that the criminal was on board and drowned with them. 130 people had to drown in order that he might guess that one bad guy was among them. Wow. That’s harsh.
But you have to admire Arthur Conan Doyle’s great Sherlock Holmes stories. After 120 years or so, they still are fun! You have to admire a writer who wanted to be known for more weighty works but figured hey, Holmes is coining the money, so lets bring him back from the dead and keep cranking out more stories.
February 15, 2010
7:23 a.m. - Jennifer got home around
11:00, give or take 15 minutes. I went to bed almost immediately thereafter, and
she stayed up for a bit longer.
This morning, I let the dogs out and
they were in no way amused with the drifts of snow and bitter cold. But I did
give Arabella her pill, and I split the last can of wet dog food among the
puppies. They practically licked their plates translucent in an attempt to get
it all. I hope Percy and Arabella take to the dry stuff after several days of
the moist food. Gryffindor may get the wet food from now on because of his
teeth. I go through it without loss of limbs and minimal biting. Both Percy and
Arabella are fast asleep now, and I'm off to work. . .
February 14, 2010
10:24 p.m. - Jennifer is still at work, and I don't anticipate her home for at least another 90 minutes. I'm bone tired, but there's no point in going to bed because the moment she comes home, the dogs will go crazy for 20 minutes.
I really hate Valentine's Day, since it is A) a bullshit holiday designed by
corporate shills to sell chocolate, jewelry, flowers, and overpriced greeting
cards, and B) it means Jennifer is at work for a 14 hour day.
The dogs are still passed out, and I'm
beat myself. Ready for bed time!
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A grainy picture
with my cell phone camera - the Grand Lodge installation at Scottish
Rite. |
6:28 p.m. - Quiet weekend. We did
little on Friday except look after the puppies. Jennifer picked up a couple of
cans of wet dog food on the way home so it would be easier on their sore teeth
after the cleaning. With Gryffindor having lost his bottom two front teeth,
eating will be very difficult for him so he may move to wet food permanently.
We'll see how he does. They do love eating the wet food, and it looks like
they've had nothing else in the last couple of days but about 2/3rds of a can of
the wet food each day. The hard part has been getting Percy to take his
medicine, and only pressing his pill into a disgusting piece of meat will get
him to eat it.
Friday was utterly boring. Jennifer
ordered pizza and we stayed home. On Saturday, I had KSA in the morning and then
we went to the estate sale at the former Emmy-Gifford theater. Nothing amazing
there this time. We picked up a few things from Target on the way back, and
otherwise enjoyed a quiet Saturday evening. Jennifer picked up Greek food for
dinner and we watched 17 Again on HBO, which was very amusing. Today was
somewhat busy. Jennifer headed off for a
long day at the Gardens with the
Valentine's Day dinner they host each year. She'll be working until midnight! I
went to the Scottish Rite for the installation of the new Grand Master for
Nebraska's Masons. I stayed on my feet and busy from 12:30 until 5:00,
exhausting, but not as rough as Jennifer's day! When I got home, I grabbed
dinner, tackled another load of laundry, and have been generally relaxing. The
dogs alternate between sleeping and barking at any and every sound.
February 12, 2010
5:24 p.m. - Picked up the dogs at
4:30. Poor little guys. They brought out each one, one at a time. Three tired
little puppies, just coming out of anesthesia. Gryffindor had three extractions.
It's lucky he has any teeth left! Arabella had gingivitis but was in good
spirits. And Percy was fine other than having a cyst removed on his back. He has
a huge patch shaved on his back, with four nasty stitches. Then they brought out
the bill for services rendered. $720 - with discounts! Yikes! I had anticipated
$300, not more than twice that! Maybe I should not have had the blood tests
before hand to test their liver and kidneys. Perhaps I ought not have paid for
anesthesia, and just had them walk it off. I needed a bit of anesthesia myself
after seeing the bill, and I think I annoyed the vet tech when I asked for
various discounts and questioned various expenses.
I've got medicine for both Percy and
Arabella, and they are dragging around the house right now. We'll stay in to
keep an eye on the wee beasties.
7:58 a.m. - There is nothing more
heart wrench than taking your puppies - who offer nothing but trust and love -
the vet to leave them there in the cold, heartless kennels awaiting the doggie
dentist. They stood at the little kennel doors on their hind legs pleading for
Daddy to come take them home. This is all a cruel joke, Daddy. You're coming
back? Right? I could have cried as I left them in the vet's back room. I
feel horrible leaving them there, but they need their teeth cleaning.
The real cruelty about it is the vet's
bill. If I walk away from this with a bill for $600, I suppose I should count
myself lucky for the three of them! Thankfully we don't do this but every couple
of years. After all, what else could I possibly have done with a federal income
tax refund? Save it? Spend it on things we want or need?
February 10, 2010
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9:23 p.m. - When Jennifer got home at
5:30, on a whim I suggested we look in on 360 Steakhouse for dinner, mostly
because they were donating a portion of the evening's receipts to the Chapter.
So we headed back to Harrah's for an excellent steak dinner. She had the
porterhouse and I had the New York strip. Deeeeeeelicious! And the asparagus was
so thick, I could have had lumber hewn from each stalk. What a fantastic dinner,
and the view across the river at the Omaha skyline was a nice backdrop for a
great dinner! Since it was benefitting the Chapter, and therefore in a sense
work, I wonder if I can bill mileage? They tempted me with crème brûlée, but Jennifer held the line and I stopped
while I was ahead. Afterward we looked in on the casino with a couple of Andrew
Jacksons in hand, and in spite of playing the penny slot machines, managed to
blow $40 in about 5 minutes. Ah well, for five minutes we dreamed of hitting
that million dollar jackpot, so it was an exercise in fantasy that was worth
every penny. Nice evening, and a great dinner. Since we're both working on
Sunday, this will be our Valentine's Day.
7:16 a.m. - Another cold morning, True
Believers. I didn't get to bed until late - after 11:00 - well past my bedtime -
but I slept like the proverbial rock until 5:30, which is a rare thing for me.
Last night I went to the OHB meeting, thinking it was the monthly Trustees
meeting. Turns out the Trustees meet twice per year as a group meeting, but
monthly in committee meetings. It was actually the Board meeting, and they
invited me to stay. I felt like a fish out of water there, but no one accosted
me, demanded to know what I was playing at, and threw me out onto the street. I
learned quite a bit, and I gained another Tuesday each month for myself. Not a
bad haul, if I say so myself.
We watched Lost last night, and
between getting a horrible splinter thanks to our uneven and rough floors
upstairs, which Jennifer extracted between my tears and moans of agony. She
sterilized the tweezers with mouthwash which was handily available, leaving my
wounds clean and minty fresh! At any rate, Lost was a curious episode. I see
they are pulling together the strands of the story, and we were reintroduced to
Claire, both in the alternate 2004 timeline and in "present" day 2007
on the island. Most curious. I'm interested to see how this plays out.
Tonight. . . nothing. No meetings. No
committees. No events. I will actually sit down with Jennifer for dinner for the
first time since Sunday. Yay!
February 9, 2010
7:45 a.m. - Not that I'm complaining,
mind you, but it is 0° outside with a nice dusting of snow on everything, a 50%
chance of light snow, and cold weather for the next week. On top of that, the
market dropped like a stone last night, and NEWFX is down to $43.95/share. My
father predicted a precipitous drop in the Dow, and I scoffed at him like an old
man in dotage. Who's having the last laugh now, as he sits snug in the ancestral
manse, clinking his gold sovereigns together and calling for Tokay (the wine,
not the gecko)?
Last night was the Scottish Rite line
officers meeting. I found myself on the 100th anniversary committee, which won't
be unpleasant work for the next few years. Tonight is the Trustees meeting at
the Home for Boys. I'll enjoy that, but missing Lost would be
unconscionable if it weren't for the fact that Jennifer will DVR it for
me.
All quiet on the midwestern front
otherwise. . .
February 8, 2010
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| Percy last night. Fast asleep on
his pillow, with his rawhide at his side. What a tough life puppies
lead! |
7:03 a.m. - I watched my first Super
Bowl last night. Or rather, I've watched little pieces of other Super Bowl, but
I put considerably more time into last night's contest betwixt the Saints and
the Colts. Of course there was plenty of channel surfing in between, and I
probably averaged about an hour of game watching, over the course of a 4 hour
game (with less than 15 minutes of real play time in the entire game). It was
tedious, with only one or two plays exciting my attention. It is an exercise
that will probably not be repeated during the course of future Super Bowls. The
Saints won, if you're following these things, but since I am neither from
Indianapolis nor New Orleans, I have no dog in this hunt so to speak. I'd even
go so far as to say that the Saint's patented expression "Who dat?" is an
utterly ridiculous slogan, and I could go the rest of my life quite happily if I
never hear it again.
Percy and Arabella are both on the
floor beside me working on rawhide treats. What thorougly blissful lives these
pets lead. On that note, I face yet another Monday as Sidney Carlton faced the
tumbril, and off to work. . .
February 7, 2010
4:20 p.m. - Still quiet at the ol'
homestead. I had my well-earned 20 minute nap, and later Jennifer made a great
healthsome snack of edamame with a bit of kosher salt on top. We enjoyed them
while watching the Puppy Bowl on the Animal Network. Meanwhile, it's still
snowing. Winter begins to displease me.
12:51 p.m. - Still quiet at Casa de
Evans. I went to the grocery store around 9:00ish for weekly provisions. I
shoveled the accumulated snow -barely an inch. Jennifer made lightly fried okras
and hamburgers for lunch, and we're relaxing upstairs with the dogs.
8:30 a.m. - Very quite the last few
days. Very little to report. In fact, Friday was abominably boring. Jennifer
played on the computer and I channel surfed. 10:00 bedtime couldn't come soon
enough. Not much different yesterday.
The snow fell very lazily yesterday,
and it seems to be a bit more industrious about falling today. We'll have some
accumulation, but probably no more than 2 to 3 inches by tomorrow. No plans for
today. I slept very poorly, and I'm looking forward to a nap. Since it is Super
Bowl Sunday, and since the Evans could truly care less about the contest between
the Colts and the Saints, we propose to enjoy a quiet day about the house.
The morning is still quiet. Jennifer
is fast asleep, and both Percy and Arabella are with me, also sleeping
peacefully.
February 5, 2010
7:18 a.m. - It's been snowing all
evening and into this morning, and I estimate there is 5 inches of the white and
fluffy outside. Except that it isn't quite so fluffy. Fortunately, I was up at
5:30 and out the door by 6:30, shoveling for a good 30 minutes. I hate shoveling
when it continues to snow, because I'll have to do it all over again this
evening. At any rate, I did manage to clear the sidewalk, front walk, and steps
so we can get to our cars with minimal hassle. The roads, of course, are awful,
but I made it to work with no major mishaps. If this were Saturday, it would
really be quite as lovely as the first snowfall, and I would admire it over a
bowl of oatmeal from the kitchen window.
February 4, 2010
7:22 p.m. - Quiet evenings around the
ol' homestead. It's snowing, and I suppose I may suit up and do some light
shoveling presently. Not looking forward to it, other than is something to shake
up the evening. Jennifer has been splashing around in the tub, and I've been
playing on the computer and listening to the band The Pietasters online.
Of great pitch and moment, the market
has betanked itself, dropping 268 points down to 10,002. New World has nose
dived $1.42, dropping to $44.76. The last time it was at that amount was October
30, 2009. We've lost 3 months of growth in a manner of a week or two. I wonder
if the Dow will fall below 10,000 tomorrow.
February 3, 2010